Thank God We Have Democracy

Thank god we have democracy

we now adhere to the edicts of the mundane

Thank god we have democracy

we exalt the unappealing and the profane

Thank god we have democracy

we fill our public sphere with the ugly and the repugnant

Thank god we have democracy

We celebrate the degenerate and the aberrant

Thank god we have democracy

where we can enjoy fast food and entertainment

Thank god we have democracy

with high cholesterol as our highest attainment

Thank god we have democracy

where we blissfully sponsor the unproductive

Thank god we have democracy

where laziness has become fiscally attractive

Thank god we have democracy

spiritual happiness is a soy decaf latté

Thank god we have democracy

sustainably consume your worries away

Thank god we have democracy

where we hate the natural and the illiberal

Thank god we have democracy

where we deny standards in general

Thank god we have democracy

paradise for the dim and the rote

Thank god we have democracy

they even got the right to vote

Thank god we have democracy

our sport is cultural tainting

Thank god we have democracy

and glue our face to a bloody painting

Thank god we have democracy

we all gather in the climate congregation

Thank god we have democracy

where we excel in self-immolation

Thank god we have democracy

where we precipitously put our virtues on display

Thank god we have democracy

and ecstatically give our sovereignty away

Thank god we have democracy

praise the commercial, abhor the blood

Thank god we have democracy

Hail fluïdity and destroy tradition for good!

Thank god we have democracy

human ascendence we have on every breath

Thank god we have democracy

transhumanism will help us cheat our death

Thank god we have democracy

collectively we applaud our maltreatment

Thank god we have democracy

but at least we do so in agreement

Thank god we have democracy

we flood our lands with glorious diversity

Thank god we have democracy

speak not of crime, filth, or social enmity

Thank god we have democracy

where we have opened all the borders

Thank god we have democracy

from Soros receive our marching orders

Thank god we have democracy

now invading hordes have the upper hand

Thank god we have democracy

and shall formulate the laws in our land

Thank god we have democracy

We are now a minority, and that's a good thing

Thank god we have democracy

we have finally cut off our hated right-wing

Thank god we have democracy

we march to a future so sanctimonious

Thank god we have democracy

we are the apologetic and the pious

Thank god we have democracy

our world shall burn and we shall bow

Thank god we have democracy

but we voted for it, so it is right somehow

Thank god we have democracy

give all our taxes away to fight a war somewhere

Thank god we have democracy

but of misery at home speak you shall not dare

Thank god we have democracy

the state is all-wise, doubt not its intent

Thank god we have democracy

our god is the government

Thank god we had democracy

we voted in effect our fate and our destiny

Thank god we had democracy

we attest to this from our corner of the cemetery